Tonight’s Top Topic: Would you rather gop to the NASCAR All-Star race or se Michael Phelps swim?
Fred asked “Is it a wet or wild weekend for you?” (That set the pace for tonight’s show. Fred’s mind was in the gutter the whole night.) Michael Phelps is swimming at the Charlotte Ultraswim and NASCAR is at Lowes Motor Speedway. Saturday is the 25th running of the Sprint All Star race formerly called The Winston.
 Fred mentioned he would rather go see the swimming because of the female swimmers like Caroline Burckle. Morgan said she is going to the Sprint All-Star race.

A new product in the United Kingdom provides a legal high. Called Spice, it mimics the effects that pot has. It was reported to be more powerful than the real thing.

Caroline Burckle

It specifically is illegal in the United States and several other countries.  Curiously, it has been banned in the Netherlands which does allow small amounts of marijuana to be sold/purchased. The ingrediants include: Baybean, Blue Lotus, Lion’s Tail, Lousewort, Indian Warrior, Dwarf Scullcap, Maconha Brava, Pink Lotus, Marshmallow, Red Clover, Rose, Siberian Motherwort, Vanilla, and Honey. The important ingrediant is JWH-018, a synthetic psychoactive substance which was created in a research project in 1995 in the United States.  There is little testing of the substance but some fear it may be more dangerous than even the real thing is.

On to more risque topics was mention of the Smart memory bra which has special foam which when the wearer “heats up” gives a boost and when they cool down so does the bra back to its original shape. It is also called the horny bra. Fred asked Morgan “Don’t your breasts change shape throughout the month anyway?” Morgan seemed to have lost it for a moment. After some laughing and looney discussion, she did say yes its true. MoFo talked about the horny bra is a push-up bra when w oman is aroused but asked (Why is she asking Fred this?) shouldn’t it do this Before you are aroused? “It seems late in the game.” (Guess they just lost Morgan’s order for the bra.) You can order yours from the manufacturer at their website.

Bar-Be Q

A mannequin in Cinncinnati almost got herself arrested for being too sexy. The life-sized doll stands in the window of a local BBQ restaurant. Bar-Be Q as she is named, stirred controversy because of her large breasts (do people realize she is made of plastic?) and her fate went to the zoning board. (She does not wear the horny bra) The board determined she can stay but needs to wear a t-shirt instead of the bikini. Morgan seemed uncomfortable with all the breast talk.

Mark Mathis then presented a report on wellness with.. (Sorry I skipped it because it sucked. Was at the NASCAR truck race and caught the Edge on tape. Fast forward and Mark Mathis just seem to go together.)

The five winers were announced in the Lowes Motor Speedway giveaway. Each won two tickets to the Carquest 300 NASCAR Nationwide race.

Enjoy the weekend!