Monday, 20 April 2009

Miss USAMorgan is back for tonight’s show.
  Tonight’s Top Topic: Did Miss California’s answer on gay marriage cost her the crown? We got to hear Morgan sing the theme song for Miss America although as Fred pointed out it is Miss USA. And not Miss United States of America as Morgan mentioned once. (Think a lot of people get them confused!) 
 Miss North Carolina, Kristen Dalton, age 22 won the Miss USA pageant last night. Besides the crown (probably made of plastic) Miss USA receives a New York apartment for one year, a public relations team, two year scholarship at the New York Film Academy and a salary. For those that really have to know, Miss Wyoming, Cynthia Pate won Miss Congeniality. Miss Dalton (or should we say Miss USA?) has winning beauty pageants in her genes. Her mother was Miss North Carolina in 1982 and her sister was Miss North Carolina Teen in 2008. There is no talent competition in the Miss USA pageant although the top 15 did show off in swimsuits designed by Jessica Simpson.
 But there are those including Fred and Morgan on the Edge who think she won because of how Miss California, Carrie Prejean answered her question on gay marriage. While she was expressing her views it was also pointed out that her wording of an “opposite marriage” did not showcase her communication talent. Morgan said she had an “opposite marriage.” (but really if she was married to Fred wouldn’t that be an opposite marriage?) Her response against gay marriage was asked by judge Perez Hilton who himself is gay.

 Of course this seemed to be a perfect opportunity to show again the video of Miss Teen South Carolina and her communication skills or lack of. There are times where even less than an excuse is needed to show something like that incident. (It is time this conduct is stopped! But not before we allow you another opportunity to view Miss Teen South Carolina here.

The Edge also reported that Susan Boyle, the British singer from Britain’s Got Talent tv show was offered a Million dollars to perform in a porn film. This offer is based on the stipulation she would be losing her virginity in front of the camera. The offer came from Kick Ass films. If Miss Boyle decides to go ahead with the deal she will be flown to Los Angeles on (appropriatly enough) Virgin Airlines. Morgan suggested they make the film and combine Octomom and Susan Boyle. (Think Morgan was just kidding….)


The next report was Madonna who was reportedly thrown from her horse. According to Madonna’s publicist the incident was caused by a paparazzo who spooked the animal. Eyewitnesses (and Mo Fo) report that Madonna was leaping over hurdles (no, it was the horse!) when Madonna fell off. It was obvious Morgan has experience riding but Fred does not.
Morgan stated a quote (that went straight over Fred’s head) that actually (I think) was made originally by Winston Churchill (tell me if I am wrong, have heard it used by many including riding clubs) that goes something like: “There is something about the outside of a horse that is good for the inside of a man.” (For those with their mind in the gutter, it means it can be healthy to ride a horse.)

Miss USA 2009

Miss USA 2009 Kristen Dalton

 We also got to see private pilot Fred and co-pilot Morgan at a simulator located at the FlyRight Inc.‘s facility in Concord. They discussed how it would not be that difficult for someone with at least some pilot experience being able to land the plane as a passenger did last week in Fort Myers, Florida at Southwest Florida International Airport. (How many would trust Fred, a private pilot? How many would trust Morgan with no experience?) The passenger had been licensed to operate a single engine aircraft for twenty years. The plane was a King Air aircraft which is what Flyright trains people for. An air traffic controller had to pick up the phone and call a friend in Connecticut for instructions on how to fly the plane.

 Seemed like a short show tonight. Probably because Morgan is back!!! Next time please do not use Mark Mathis. Rebecca Clark, Reg Taylor, the guy who is always talking in the background, someone from the Edge Underground or maybe even a dog from Project HALO.  Plenty of better choices!

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