Thursday, 23 April 2009

lfl1Tonight’s Top Topic: Would you support a lingerie football team in Charlotte?
  From the people who gave you the Lingerie Bowl, this September will begin the season for the LFL,
Lingerie Football League. Woman playing full-contact football in lingerie. There will be twelve teams, seven players on the field which will be 50 yards long.  Half the field, half the clothes. The Atlanta Steam, one of the teams in the LFL could not locate a stadium in Georgia so they are now trying to move to the Charlotte area. So far nine teams have found stadiums. The Underground asked people what name it should be if they play in the Charlotte area. There was two people that had the perfect name. The Charlotte Pretty Pant-Hers. (I thought it was great) So far nobody from local governemnt has said they were contacted about a stadium location.
  Local Pastor Joe Chambers was interviewed and is against the idea. That it is the devil’s work, he said. (Guess he does not get out much with Adult magazines from Playboy to “oohhhhboy!!!” magazines, local strip clubs, x-rated videos or even a trip to any local mall on the weekends, all makes this stuff tame)
 Morgan called it “Not a family event.”   She said they are not athletes, especially since they are not wearing any padding. And the silicone. Fred said, “Silicone. All the padding they need!”

 cemetary Great announcement for Chicago Sportsfans. You can spend eternity at Wrigley Field. Sort of. A Chicago man has built a final resting place at a cemetary with a 35 foot long and 14 feet high ivy covered wall like in centerfield. Called “Beyond the Vines” it is located on Chicago’s North side. Being added is a stained-glass window to look like the green scoreboard. Cost is about $5000. There will be authentic Wrigley box seats for mourners to sit on.
  Morgan said her husband (Jeremy) would be thrilled.

veggiecar  The next story was about a racecar that was built out of vegetables and runs on chocolate and vegeatble oils. This was built at the reasearch center at the University of Warwick. The steering wheel is made from carrots. The seat from soybeans. At least if a driver gets hungry during a race he does not need to make a pit stop for food.

This disucssion seemed to shift back to Lingerie. The question was, does Danica Patrick wear lingerie when she is racing? MoFo said will Girls tell Daddy they want to be in the Lingerie bowl when they grow up. (Probably! Look how many try out for Playboy)  She said it is just another example that continues to degrade women. Fred said the women choose to do this and not against their will. So they asked are strippers athletes?  (Won’t repeat what was said next. Sorry. Hopefully you caught the show)

  Next the Edge crew talked about that in the Dominican Republic they are outlawing the use of crazy and ambiguous baby names. Names being given to children there include: Mazda Altagracia, Toshiba Fidelina, Seno Jimenez (Breast Jimenez) and others. Part of the problem seems to be that you can not tell the sex of the child from the name. Morgan brought up that while she was in school, the teachers would say they were expecting a boy when they first called out her name. (Is there something in her past we do not know about?)

  A brief story was given on Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin but Fred & Morgan stated they did not want to report on them anymore as it was not news. (I agree. there is more important news to report like the Lingerie bowl. Hey at least there is something to discuss and made very interesting on the Edge)lfl2

 When the show came back from commercial, they played the Edge line (there were calls tonight!) and after they played a “noise” that came from Rebecca Clark before she gave the news. (hhhmmmm. What did that mean???) The Edge closed with the weather. Fred said it was perfect weather for Lingerie football. (Doesn’t anyone remember Lingerie Boxing a few years ago?)

Enjoy the weather even if you don’t play Lingerie football!